found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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