just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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