Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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