He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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