He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Thank you for not boning my boss.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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