All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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