Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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