Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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