i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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