If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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