hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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