the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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