i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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