This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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