she woke up with a sticky ear
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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