i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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