butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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