So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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