How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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