Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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