I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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