honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
id be glad to
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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