escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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