it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
accomplished twins. life is a go
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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