Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize