so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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