i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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