is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Will exercising make me less horny?
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