very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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