I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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