oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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