i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
you never un-have a 4some
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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