Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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