billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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