I need help removing her.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
