I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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