In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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