There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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