you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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