i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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