and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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