We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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