Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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