covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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