Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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