my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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