I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I look better un-naked...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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