at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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