he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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