I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
