i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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