No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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