NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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