so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It's rum buckets o'clock
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